April Fool’s: Engineering Club Creates First Fully Functional College Student
George Plank Staff WriterOn Wednesday, March 20, 2016, members of ODU’s advanced technologies club presented their newest invention before a panel of top scientists the country over. They declared that...
View ArticleApril Fool’s: ODU Parking to be Affected by 2016-2017 School Year
George Plank Staff WriterThe ODU Office of Transportation and Parking Services recently announced that parking on campus will be affected by a minor event. Students should expect parking to be...
View ArticleApril Fool’s: Have Fraternities Taken Things Too Far?
George Plank Staff WriterOld Dominion University made national headlines last semester when the members of Sigma Nu displayed signs from the balcony of their frat house. These signs, bearing such...
View ArticleApril Fool’s: How Soon Could ODU be Affected by Climate Change?
George Plank Staff WriterThis winter was one of the warmest on record for the Old Dominion campus. While many students claim it as another case of ‘Virginia Weather,’ others see it as a sign that...
View ArticleApril Fool’s: Big Blue Revealed to be Old Man Jenkins All Along
George Plank Staff WriterRecently, tour groups visiting Old Dominion have been wary of their safety. The growing insecurity stems from the fact that, for the past few months, all tour groups that visit...
View ArticleFaux News Is Good News: Hillary Clinton Exhales After Full Year
<h5>George Plank Staff Writer</h5>History was made, Tuesday night, when reporters officially announced that Hillary Clinton would become the 45th president of the U.S. This was a historic...
View ArticleFaux News Is Good News: Mike Pence Realizes He Must Pretend to Like Donald...
<h5>George Plank Staff Writer</h5>With the surprising turn in the election, the world must come to terms with the reality that is, a Donald Trump presidency. The president elect had not won...
View ArticleFaux News Is Good News: Donald Trump Admits Whole Campaign Was Bet
<h5>George Plank Staff Writer</h5>After Nov. 8th’s Election Day results, some new information has come to light regarding the man known as Donald J. Trump. During his speech, late Tuesday...
View Article