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Faux News is Good News: Shocking Revelation from Controversial Religious...

  By George Plank Contributing Writer On Wednesday, during a press conference at their headquarters in Topeka KS., the Westboro Baptist Church revealed to thousands of onlookers that they had never...

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Faux News is Good News: New Fungus Produces Ominous Tones

By George Plank Staff Writer Scientists out of Waco, Texas rocked the health and science world recently when they announced that they have discovered a new parasitic fungus. “This fungus, when fully...

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Faux News is Good News: Publisher Looking to Spoil Your Childhood

By George Plank Staff Writer   Last month, children’s book publisher Predictable House Publishing licensed the rights to publish over a hundred classic children’s books. Yesterday they announced their...

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Faux News: Bed Bath & Beyond Pulls All Picnic Blankets Off Shelves After...

Faux News is the Mace & Crown’s satirical news series. The content below is entirely false. By George Plank Staff Writer   Over Bed Bath & Beyond’s 44 years of service shoppers of the retail...

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Faux News: Betty White’s Graceful Aging Secret Revealed

Faux News is the Mace & Crown’s satirical news series. The content below is entirely false. By George Plank Staff Writer   Betty White is revered by many as an American national treasure of the big...

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Faux News is Good News: Skull Candy to Release New Style of Earphones.

George Plank Staff Writer Skull Candy, one of the largest manufacturers of headphones and earphones, unveiled their patent for a new product they hope to have on shelves by summer of 2016. Read More...

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Faux News is Good News: Trump to Donate Leftover Shirts at Low Prices

George Plank Staff Writer Future President Donald Trump has his share of experience when it comes to being charitable. The Trump organization donates to a variety of sources as well as personally...

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Faux News is Good News: Donald Trump Offered Sitcom Deal with FX

George Plank Staff Writer Donald J. Trump is no stranger to the limelight. In addition to his current bid for President of the United States he has had several successful TV shows, such as ... Read...

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Faux News is Good News: Donald Trump Buys The Rights to Lynyrd Skynyrd Hit.

George Plank Staff Writer The music industry was rocked yesterday when television show host and presidential hopeful Donald Trump announced that he had recently acquired the rights to the song “Free...

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Faux News is Good News: Donald Trump Hires New Consultant

George Plank Staff Writer Republican front runner Donald Trump has set his sights on the main competition across the aisle, Hillary Clinton. Hillary has not kept as out ... Read More The post Faux News...

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Faux News: Ingredient Substitution Leads to Hard Times

George Plank Staff Writer With the holiday season just around the corner many have their eyes set on the mountain of food that will be consumed during the upcoming weeks. For many, Betty Crocker ......

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Faux News is Good News: Fort Knox Houses New Backing of US Dollar

George Plank Staff WriterOver the past decade, many Americans have grown wary of the stability of the U.S. economy. After the depression caused by 2007’s housing crisis, many Americans have had to live...

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Faux News: Donald Trump Edited Out of ‘Home Alone 2’

George Plank Staff Writer It seems that not everyone is riding the Donald Trump bandwagon all the way to the White House. Film writer, John Hughes, has elected to leave the public figure out of the...

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Presidential Hopeful Donald Trump Gets High Score at Local Arcade

George Plank Staff WriterAfter his visit to Regent University, presidential candidate Donald Trump decided to take in some of the local attractions and connect with Virginia Beach citizens on a more...

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April Fool’s: Engineering Club Creates First Fully Functional College Student

George Plank Staff WriterOn Wednesday, March 20, 2016, members of ODU’s advanced technologies club presented their newest invention before a panel of top scientists the country over. They declared that...

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April Fool’s: ODU Parking to be Affected by 2016-2017 School Year

George Plank Staff WriterThe ODU Office of Transportation and Parking Services recently announced that parking on campus will be affected by a minor event. Students should expect parking to be...

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April Fool’s: Have Fraternities Taken Things Too Far?

George Plank Staff WriterOld Dominion University made national headlines last semester when the members of Sigma Nu displayed signs from the balcony of their frat house. These signs, bearing such...

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April Fool’s: How Soon Could ODU be Affected by Climate Change?

George Plank Staff WriterThis winter was one of the warmest on record for the Old Dominion campus. While many students claim it as another case of ‘Virginia Weather,’ others see it as a sign that...

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April Fool’s: Big Blue Revealed to be Old Man Jenkins All Along

George Plank Staff WriterRecently, tour groups visiting Old Dominion have been wary of their safety. The growing insecurity stems from the fact that, for the past few months, all tour groups that visit...

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Faux News Is Good News: Hillary Clinton Exhales After Full Year

<h5>George Plank Staff Writer</h5>History was made, Tuesday night, when reporters officially announced that Hillary Clinton would become the 45th president of the U.S. This was a historic...

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